Dullass Nights

The weekly runaround from our rundown concertgoer.

Hey guys….

Hercules & Love Affair was pretty fucking cool last night.

You guys ever watch The Young Turks? Man, I wanna bang Ana Kasparian so bad. Or better yet, Jackie Guerrido. Jackie could say it’s hail coming, soccer ball size, and I would still get off on that shit. Those other two chicks on Jackie’s station who sit at a desk that doesn’t shield their legs from the camera, they’re hot too.

The Growlers is going to be so great tonight. If you are stuck outside when it sells out I will personally call you a loser. That’s a guarantee. Let’s get fucked up and enjoy this.