Please bring gifts to my birthday party on July 20th at Monkey Bar; celebrating my 30th year of existence.
Wishlist: (in no desired order) USED IS OKAY except on the porn mags and hats. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE if you bring me something. Seriously what is a birthday party without gifts such as cash, toys, action figures, legos, books, cds, vinyl, dvds, GARBAGE PAIL KIDS trading cards, porn, mags or movies. (no old, no fat and no black on white crime please). gift certificates to CHICK-FIL-A, something w. bling, something hip and cool, stuff w. skulls on it, artwork, art supplies, teacher supplies (no joke), t-shirts medium, hats (no sports, unless NY KNICKS or 76ers), even electronics; since my home stereo is broke.
EDIT: Article on She Dick from this week’s Dallas Observer.